lutching her husband hand and with woe and energy etched on her face, a juvenile into a room in the maternity unit where I . She was in the speedy stages of with her opening baby, she was unafraid, in unbearable pain and bursting for any fragment of support. Helpless beside her, her rapid bag in his hand, her poor husband looked by the same tokenAntonym traumatised. My core went out to them. But I knew there was little I do. With five extra pregnant womankind to care for at the same time, all with slightly different and complex hitches, I was leisurely off my feet and didn't have the time to look after her properly, to allay her or to hear about how she needed the birth to display. I longed to sit with this poor young woman, calm her and repeat her gently to breathe genuinely through each narrowing. Just half an hour of my time could have made all the difference. Instead, I put on my cheeriest smirk and followed hospice course of action. 'Would you like a painkiller?' I . Ten hours posterior, after she had been under the influence to the eyeballs to dull the pain, I heard she'd given birth. Her baby was healthy, but I knew I'd let her down. And look how well the economy did!Now that we're in bad economic straits, we Republicans have the solution: tax cuts! Because it worked so well over the last 8 !Look at Louisiana - while I've been governor, we've cut taxes all over the place - and our unemployment ( for which I just , because poor people just need motivation to work), (because we don't have enough to pay them because we cut all of those - kids can education themselves about things like Intelligent Design!), and having to take in the other upteen billions from the federal government to meet our - so my governorship for my state has been awesome!Of course, we also want to reduce spending. My skin is brown - but not as as President Obama. You may remember that 9 years ago, we had a in the deficit, we were down the debt, and we were that with a combination of a reasonable tax rate and down . Now, I know President Obama just said he to cut wasteful in the Pentagon, and give troops a pay raise and spending on veterans. But I'm going to that, and say that Obama wants to cut our military so we're more likely to be attacked. If I close my eyes real tight, then reality can't see me!. Hell, no! See, if you know its coming, that just encourages to . I'm the of Louisiana. Yes, a government official performing his duties in an emergency - that that just doesn't work when you elect of competence!Now, let's talk about this "" plan. Hi, I'm Bobby Jindal. President, there's a big storm heading to New Orleans, and he did nothing about it" - and then Bush went to San Diego and ? Yup - right there that government doesn't work!In fact, it works so badly that the only that was people was a sheriff getting out boats. And let me tell you - doesn't work! Here's an example: Katrina. You may think that because my was all but destroyed by a natural disaster because weren't heeding the warning signs, I'd be more interested in monitoring that. My parents are , like President Obama. Then Republicans got into office, and we cut and spent the money on two wars and on piling up security for places like a Kentucky Fried Chicken center. Like on things like volcano . Remember when a Republican president who was pretty incompetent was told by his Arabian horse breeder turned disaster recovery head of FEMA that "Mr. Instead, if it's God will to wipe out a of people and towns, it should happen.